Random Conversations with my friend

I don't know why.. every conversation I have with my friend seems to end up with nonsense. I was talking with my friend Tera via text yesterday as she was sad. This is how our conversation ended up with:

Tera: Sana Stuff toy nalang ako para wala nalang akong nararamdaman.
Aimee: Don't think too much, the sooner you accept it, the sooner you can move on. Ay wait, kung stuff ako, gusto ko bear ako na light brown o giraffe.
Tera: Ako baby doll yung may nappy and namimilk, naliligo etc.
Aimee: Wala ngang feelings, high maintenance naman. Sinusubuan pa un ng bilog bilog na parang gun pellets e.
Tera: Oo tapos magpupu pa, may crib, high chair and car seat pa nga yun eh..
Aimee: Hayup ka! Ginawa mong kumakain lang ng alikabok ung stuff ko!
Tera: Bwahaha! Benta pucha naman kasing pangarap giraffe, girl pinapanalo lang yun sa perya.
Aimee: Eee! Di pa ako nakakakita ng totoong giraffe e. Type ko magkaron ng hug shot with a giraffe.

Compare this

to this..

What you think?

Then I saw this pic and realized, alaga lang nung stuff toy ni Tera ung version ko. Tsk tsk! Nahawa na ng kalandian, pink na ung kulay ng bear.

Conversation when on..

Aimee: Pwede nadin koala bear. Ang ganda talaga ni Kc C. pero di na kami magkamukha nagpagupit nako short tsaka nagparebond. Girl.... Si Mega na ata kamukha ko.
Tera: Hahaha! Dapat mag off shoulder ka ng blouse ang black slacks. Goodluck Girl!

Twins? Waaah!